Ten Reasons Why I Hate My Landlady
1. Asks me to send mails to her niece in the US wishing her on her b’day,anniversary etc. The mails always contain “ May the Lord Venkateswara of the seven hills bless you” .
2. Asks my roommate to swear on his mother about not telling things about me that she has told him, to me.
3. H and S are two gems. Neel is a Bambaiiya Tapori. “Let Neel keep his Bombay tricks with himself.” , she tells H.
4. Neel is a drunkard because he boozes once a month at home and leaves the bottles behind.(She assumes that I alone booze)
5. Asks me to get tenants for her first floor 3 BHK. Wants to cram 8 ppl there and wants to charge 2000 per month. I tell her that’s too expensive for a flat 1 km away from the main road. Gets mad at me.
6. When I ask for my deposit in return for getting tenants, she gets annoyed. ( I am still searching for tenants :-) )
7. Swears at previous occupants. Always abuses them.
8. Asks me to contribute for a 700 year old temple that her forefathers have built somewhere.
9. Claims to be a communist. Says she is a communist because, she eats what she earns. When I say, ”so do I”, she thinks it is rude.
10.Uses the house maid as a spy.
2. Asks my roommate to swear on his mother about not telling things about me that she has told him, to me.
3. H and S are two gems. Neel is a Bambaiiya Tapori. “Let Neel keep his Bombay tricks with himself.” , she tells H.
4. Neel is a drunkard because he boozes once a month at home and leaves the bottles behind.(She assumes that I alone booze)
5. Asks me to get tenants for her first floor 3 BHK. Wants to cram 8 ppl there and wants to charge 2000 per month. I tell her that’s too expensive for a flat 1 km away from the main road. Gets mad at me.
6. When I ask for my deposit in return for getting tenants, she gets annoyed. ( I am still searching for tenants :-) )
7. Swears at previous occupants. Always abuses them.
8. Asks me to contribute for a 700 year old temple that her forefathers have built somewhere.
9. Claims to be a communist. Says she is a communist because, she eats what she earns. When I say, ”so do I”, she thinks it is rude.
10.Uses the house maid as a spy.
posted by Neel Arurkar | 5:02 AM
17 Comments:
lol, she sounds like a typical old lady who's lost it with age :P
Oh, now i know why you hated her^_^, she's damn***** anyway, you'll be leaving soon right? Hope everything will be fine in Pune..goodluck yaar!
Dewdy : Yes, troublesome old lady she is!
Kathy : If things go well, on 25th Jan!
Hope u get ur deposit back in full. I doubt she'll return the whole amount. Anyways, all the best for it.
FMOE, I know, I know. I have kept my dialogues ready for that moment. Will say them sweetly, but they are going to be a Slap on the face
Anu : Who doesnt want to make money :-). 'Love my landlady!'-will do exhaustive search for that for a suitable landlady in Pune ;-)
Well... Neel u might not agrre with me but there's some feel-gud factor abt ur landlady..... had she not been ur landlady we'd have not get to read this blog!!!! ;-)
So i think it's nice as far as she's not my landlady!!!!
;-)
Sarang, you SoB :-)
well Neel maybe u should move out from there??
Keshi.
thats bad... she must be some kind of a crazy women...
Landlady/lords are mean.. but they are atleast tolerable.. this is too much
Keshi : Yeah. Moving out pretty soon. Getting transferred to Pune!
Art : Yeah. Sad life she is :-(
Het : :-) Ekdum shaani hai
hehheheeh!!!! kool!
ill do dat too wen ill get old:D
Hey Neel, looks like the Not-so-nice-landlady is trying to fix you up with her niece :-D hehehee.
Intersting land lady you have... My previous LL was the same.. So nice i feel after i left the place.. The present lady is a gem of a person...
Sorry didn't see the anniversary of the niece part. Maybe the niece has a sister/daughter who's eligible ;-).
Unaiza : :-) You have many years to go before that
Bablu : Lucky you!
Deeps : I hope so. Otherwise it is a waste of time for me :-)
LOL, now that was funny!! How old is she?
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